New! Invisible Buddy!

19 Mar

New from Remco, makers of Egg Within An Egg:

Invisible Buddy

The friend you can take everywhere!

Look at everything Invisible Buddy can do:

Invisible Buddy plays Chess!

Dining companion

Likes outdoor activities!

And much, much more!

He cooks, cleans, plays Sudoku, likes board games, licensed mechanic, plays the oboe, interior decorator, certified physiologist, medium, can sew, smells like spring, into porn, babysits children, swimming instructor, proficient in Windows 95, story teller, likes video games, television producer, can program a TV remote, and more…it is unlimited….

 Invisible Buddy Is Now On Sale For Only $49.95!

You will receive by mail one Invisible Buddy and one Invisible Buddy Box. Just open and he is ready to go, no assembly needed!

Order now and receive QR Code Dog absolutely free!

It's a real life dog living inside a QR Code!

Hurry only 50, 49, 48, 47 left!

Operators are standing by!

*Remco is not responsible if once you open the box you lose your Invisible Buddy. Offer not valid in New York, California, Alaska, and New Hampshire due to pending lawsuits. No refunds. Product is solid as is. Product on box may not represent what’s in the box. Invisible Buddy, Egg Within An Egg, and Remco are trademarks of the Failed Internet Business of the Early 90’s Corporation.

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9 Responses to “New! Invisible Buddy!”

  1. pelicanfreak March 19, 2012 at 9:29 PM #

    Can he clean my house? Do my schoolwork?

    • chrisdevoss March 19, 2012 at 9:44 PM #

      Yes! Yes! And more! Just remember don’t lose him when you open the box.

      • pelicanfreak March 21, 2012 at 7:14 PM #

        Right! Could I special order one with a leash or something?

  2. Chowderhead January 6, 2014 at 11:40 PM #

    So awesome!

    • Christopher De Voss January 6, 2014 at 11:41 PM #

      So hard to look at the old ones for some reason.

      • Chowderhead January 6, 2014 at 11:41 PM #

        Why’s that?

      • Christopher De Voss January 6, 2014 at 11:42 PM #

        Because they are like…newbie

      • Chowderhead January 6, 2014 at 11:58 PM #

        I thought it was funny! My invisible buddy read it too, but he didnt comment…

      • Christopher De Voss January 7, 2014 at 12:12 AM #

        That bastard!

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