Since Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas, Some Suggestions

15 Feb

I know your out of ideas Hollywood, so here are some original concepts for you to think about:

Title: Red Rover

Tag Line: In a small New England town, John comes back to visit after 28 years of exile. It’s time for John to face his demons. It all started off as an innocent game of Red Rover, Red Rover, and now has turned into a deadly game of send him right over!

 A Scene From The Movie: John wakes up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night. John hears voices of children chanting, “Red Rover, Red Rover.” (Think: Nightmare On Elm Street movies.) He looks out his window to sees an endless line of small little girls wearing dresses similar to Alice In Wonderland, (but dirty and torn) holding hands. They are lined up on the street and disappear into the horizon. One of the little girls looks up, right at John, and whispers, “Come out and playyyyy….Come out and playyyyy…”

Starring: Mark Walhberg, Niki Minaj, Edward Scissorhands, and one of the guys from Jackass movies.

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Title: Heads Up Seven Up

Tag Line: In a small New England town, John comes back to visit after 28 years of exile. It’s time for John to face his demons. In a deadly game of cat and mouse, will it be Heads Up…or Heads Off?

A Scene From The Movie: John goes to bed, suddenly we are in his dreams. John is dream walking in an old school building. He walks down the school hallway which seems to stretch on for miles and miles. A bright light is at the end of the hallway. John walks towards the light. The next thing we know, he is opening some random classroom door. We hear kids laughing from somewhere down the hallway. John pauses, looks down the hallway towards the laughter, and then proceeds into the classroom. John looks at the teacher’s desk. He sees a teacher sitting at the desk, and then the teacher turns into smoke and disappears. John slowly walks over to a desk and sits down. We see ghost children sit at the other desks. The teacher appears again and says, “Children you have been so good. We are going to play Heads Up, Seven Up. Everyone put your heads down.” John puts his head down. Suddenly a child is standing over him, holding a severed head and laughing.

Starring: Will Ferrell, Will Arnett, Will Smith, Susan Boyle, and Justin Bieber.

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Title: John Faces His Demons

Tag Line: In a small New England town, John comes back to visit after 28 years of exile. It’s time for John to face his demons.

A Scene From The Movie: John mostly walks around this small town facing his demons. (It’s an indie movie.)

Starring: The late Ronald Reagan, The late Jimmy Stuart, and the late Ryan Seacrest.

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4 Responses to “Since Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas, Some Suggestions”

  1. BrainRants February 16, 2012 at 9:32 AM #

    What’s with New England? I know it’s creepy and all, but really.

    • chrisdevoss February 16, 2012 at 9:47 AM #

      Every Stephen King novel takes place there!

  2. Love & Lunchmeat September 7, 2012 at 9:04 AM #

    Dead people starring a movie? And Ryan Seacrest is dead? Actually that makes sense. In any sort of apocalyptic scenario, he would be first to die…

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