Randoms Pt 9

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Am I weird to find the Flo the Progressive lady attractive?

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I don’t understand the purpose of the sweater vest. It was like it was designed for people with cold nipples, shoulders, and belly buttons but unnaturally warm arms.

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The Toddler thinks the words to Moves Like Jagger are: I got to move my Jacket. (Which I understand her lyrics more.)

Now every time you hear that song, my Toddler’s chorus will replace the real one. Your welcome. It’s almost like reinventing the song. I like Maroon 5 owes us some royalties.

Myself, I got the moves like Jerry Lewis…not as cool as Jagger…or as sexy…or even socially acceptable.

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Some Zombie Haiku’s my Wife wrote for me:

rotten human corpse

unstoppable creature

my soulless zombie

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slowly wandering

everywhere the living dead

dark groaning madness

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