Randoms Pt 9

19 Jan

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Am I weird to find the Flo the Progressive lady attractive?


I don’t understand the purpose of the sweater vest. It was like it was designed for people with cold nipples, shoulders, and belly buttons but unnaturally warm arms.


The Toddler thinks the words to Moves Like Jagger are: I got to move my Jacket. (Which I understand her lyrics more.)

Now every time you hear that song, my Toddler’s chorus will replace the real one. Your welcome. It’s almost like reinventing the song. I like Maroon 5 owes us some royalties.

Myself, I got the moves like Jerry Lewis…not as cool as Jagger…or as sexy…or even socially acceptable.


Some Zombie Haiku’s my Wife wrote for me:

rotten human corpse

unstoppable creature

my soulless zombie

slowly wandering

everywhere the living dead

dark groaning madness


2 Responses to “Randoms Pt 9”

  1. Jessie R. January 19, 2012 at 11:26 AM #

    I like the dancin M’s.

  2. chrisdevoss January 19, 2012 at 3:09 PM #

    Me too, they got the moves like….

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