If Chris Voss Was A Smurf Who Posted On Facebook

12 Jan

Chris Voss is the CEO of Strategix One Consulting and also the host of The Chris Voss Show.

Two things I share with Chris Voss:

1) A similar first and last name

2) A penchant for social media

Two things I don’t share with Chris Voss:

1) He is successful, and I am not.

2) He likes to motivate people, and I like to make people’s faces scrunch up like they just smelled a fart. (I do this without actually farting, because that would be cheating.)

If you follow Chris on Facebook, which I do, you will find tons of motivational quotes from famous and not so famous people.

Like:

But let’s say…for just one second…that this is an alternate universe, and Chris Voss has all the same business successes, and social media hobbies…yet he is a Smurf.

Chris Voss

Chris Vossmurf

Then things might look a little like this:

An exert from Chris Voss’ Bio:

He is proficient in most all aspects of Business Management, Operations, Start-Ups, Sales, Motivation, Training and overseeing thousands of Employees. He brings Vision to a Business.in his ability to “think outside the box.”He can innovate outside the paradigms of a company’s self-limiting belief systems. Given his breadth of diversity he can assimilate a business quickly and assess its good and weak points. In one case, he took over a company going into bankruptcy, turned it around, saved it from bankruptcy.

An exert from Chris Vossmurf’s Bio:

He is proficient in most all aspects of Smurf Management, Operations, Start-Ups, Smurfs, Motivation, Training and overseeing thousands of Smurfs. He brings Smurf to a Business.in his ability to “think outside the smurf.”He can innovate outside the smurf of a company’s self-limiting belief systems. Given his smurf of diversity he can assimilate a business smurfly and assess its good and smurf points. In one case, he took over a company going into smurfruptcy, turned it around, saved it from smurfruptcy.

Chris Voss:

Chris Vossmurf:

Chris Voss:

Chris Vossmurf:

Chris Voss:

 

Chris Vossmurf:

 

The End (With my apologies to Mr. Voss)

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