Zombie Circus Email

2 Nov

Just got this email. Interesting. May go….

Edward Wright Presents:

The Fifth Annual Wright Underground Zombie Circus

Featuring:

Zombie Lions, Zombie Tigers, Zombie Bears…Oh My!

Also Featuring:

The World Famous Wright Zombie Clowns

(all-new, fully limbed)

And

The Wright Zombie Armless Trapeze Team 

(You have to see it to believe it!)

And

Three Rings of Zombie Motorcycle Tricks, Zombie Horse Riders, and Zombie Acrobats

(The Zombie Acrobats now featuring shock collars and mouth guards)

Plus

Ride Our Amazing Zombie Elephants for just $25

(Wavier Needed. No one under the age of 21 is allowed to ride)

New

Improved Electrical Fencing Surrounding The Performing Rings.

(Incident in Atlanta Will Never Happen Again)

New

Treats And Souvenirs

(Pick Up A Wright Zombie T-Shirt Or Stuff Zombie Clown Doll For The Toddler)

*TWO SHOWS ONLY!!!!

 LOCATED BEHIND .**Zzombie-land IN THE WOODS 

RESERVATIONS REQUIRED. UPON PAYMENT YOU AND YOUR GUESTS WILL RECEIVE YOUR PASSWORDS.

 COME SEE WRIGHTS ZOMBIE CIRCUS BEFORE WE GET RUN OUT OF TOWN

*Will run longer if the police do not found out about the shows. May run less…

**Zzombie-land former Gatorland and is not affiliated with the movie of the same name, (Hence the extra Z and the hyphen.)

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4 Responses to “Zombie Circus Email”

  1. sagedoyle December 14, 2012 at 8:53 AM #

    I just watched “Dead Heads” which was a zombie comedy. Some of it was a little over the top, but over all the dialogue was well written and I was laughing aloud, so yeah, I enjoyed it. Regarding this post, maybe Church from “Pet Sematary” would be a great guest too. Although not quite as exciting as a zombie lion.

    • Christopher De Voss December 14, 2012 at 10:59 AM #

      True. Is that a movie?

      • sagedoyle December 14, 2012 at 11:01 AM #

        Yeah, “Dead Heads” is on Netflix, you might like it. Sorry if you don’t lol

      • Christopher De Voss December 14, 2012 at 11:04 AM #

        Haha. I’ll check it out.

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