Top Ten (Everyone Is Doing It)

12 Oct

My Top Ten Lists

Top Ten Numbers Used In A Top Ten List:

  1. 1
  2. 2
  3. 3
  4. 4
  5. 5
  6. 6
  7. 7
  8. 8
  9. 9
  10. 10
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Top Ten Numbers Not Used In A Top Ten List:
  1. -.5
  2. 1000000
  3. PI
  4. 7*A
  5. Paul
  6. 45866
  7. A Rhombus
  8. <
  9. 0
  10. 11
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Top Ten Tens In A Top Ten List:
  1. 10
  2. Diez
  3. Dix
  4. Dieci
  5. X
  6. Decem
  7. (12-7) * 2
  8. 1010^2
  9. Zehn
  10. Tenth
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Lists I Am Working On, But I Haven’t Completed:

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Top Ten Things Men Know About Women:

1.
2.
3. Boobs
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9.
10.
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Top Ten Ways To Anticipate A Woman’s Needs:

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6. Talk To Her Mom
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9.
10.
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Top Ten Ways To Avoid An Argument With Your Wife:

1. Leave the house
2. Don’t be married
3. Have all arguments while she is sleeping
4. Have all arguments while she has a sore throat and is currently sucking on a sore throat drop
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7.
8.
9.
10.
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Top Ten Ways To Win An Argument With Your Wife:

1. Leave the house
2. Don’t be married
3. Have all arguments while she is sleeping
4. Have all arguments while she has a sore throat and is currently sucking on a sore throat drop
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6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
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Top Ten Lists That Only Have One Possible Listing

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Top Ten Ways To Make Your Kids Happy:

  1. 1. Give Them Money
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Top Ten Reasons To Read and/or Write A Top Ten List:

  1.  Bored
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Top Ten Ways To Eat Pizza Using Your Mouth:

  1. Use Your Mouth
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Top Ten Lists That Only Have Two Possible Listings

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Top Ten Ways To Make Your Wife Happy:

  1. Give Her Money
  2. Leave The House
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Top Ten Apps On My Phone

  1. Facebook For Android
  2. TweetCastor Pro
  3. Pandora
  4. Funny Jokes
  5. Tumblr
  6. Gmail
  7. Evernote
  8. StreamZoo
  9. IntoNow
  10. Google +
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3 Responses to “Top Ten (Everyone Is Doing It)”

  1. dustin October 12, 2011 at 9:01 AM #

    I was going to make you a list of the top ten worst “top ten” lists, but you’ve got me covered.

  2. BrainRants October 12, 2011 at 9:23 AM #

    You’re sort of a genius.

    • chrisdevoss October 12, 2011 at 10:05 AM #

      Or an idiot savant.

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