I work with this lovely young woman named Guadeloupe. Whenever I run into her, I like to ask her a random questions. When I do this, she always stops, looks at me funny, and says,
“You ask the weirdest questions!”
Then she thinks a moment, and answers my question!
(Sometimes the questions spark debate amoungst other coworkers. That’s even more hilarious!)
Here are some of the questions I have asked of her:
If you were reincarnated, would you rather come back as a bowl or a plate?
Would you like to star in your own novel about horses?
Which is larger…sliced bread or toast? Remember this could be a trick question!
Do you think candlelight is more romantic at 8 o’clock or 8:15?
If you were stuck watching one TV show for the rest of your life, you would rather watch a show about camels or dwarfs? You must pick one. And why?
Which spice would be the toughest in a fight, cayenne or curry?
If it’s true that the Freaks come out at night, what do you think they do in the day? Besides sleep?
Do you think that Hakuna Matata did indeed become a passing craze?
Would you bail the Easter Bunny out of a jail if he asked you too? How about his cousin?
Which finger would be cooler to have a cell phone implanted into too…the pointer or the pinkie?
If you were stuck in the middle of the ocean, with no food or water, on a raft made of Cheez-it crackers, would you be tempted to eat it?
If you lived in an animated world, would you feel handicapped by the fact you now have only four fingers instead of five? What if you had yellow skin?
If ponies ruled the world, do think oats and barley would be as popular as Italian food?
If penguins and ostriches went to High School together, do you think they would make fun of each other?
Thank you, Guadeloupe for always being a good sport.