Bitten by a radio active sea cucumber, our hero…
Bitten by a radio active porn star, our hero….
Bitten by a radio active radio, our hero….
Bitten…
Bitten by a radio active porn star carrying a sea cucumber and a radio, our hero sets out on an epic quest to find….
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Cross Out Words Man was last seen with Bold Italic Girl and Links To Nothing Boy fighting the evil Underline Man and his trusty sidekick, The Purple Font….when suddenly, from out of nowhere aliens from the planet,
- Bullet
- Points
swoop down on Earth in a reign of lasers, and cool machine sounds all in rich Dolby(tm) stereo.
Humanity as we know it is in trouble.
- The Numbered List Agency, A
- Bipartisan group dealing with Super
- Heroes and Villains alike implores
- All of Earth’s mightiest to work
- Together to rid our planet of
- The evil Aliens!
All of Earth’s Heroes and Villains agree.
The Supper Villain lawyer team of:
Heading No 1,
Heading No 2, and
Heading No 3,
came up with a plan that just may work.
The super hero; Align Center disagrees!
As well as the villain; Blockquote!
Soon Earth’s mightiest are battling each other as well as the aliens.
Earth is being torn asunder!
- The Numbered List Agency knowing
- It’s a dangerous move, call
- In their Secret Hero Weapon named:
- Undo!
And the secret hero weapon did what it does best, along with his trusty team: Backspace and Delete.
Now if only the evil villain, Very Dumb Blog Post, could be apprehended and locked away…
damn! that’s funny man – love it
Thank you!
I had to stop and wipe my eyes through this thing. What a riot! Love when reading becomes a belly laughing experience. thanks
Thank you!
yw
yw and thank you for the follow. nice to meet you Christopher.
Oh man, I love when you get crazy. Love it.
*bows*
*kisses lala’s hand*
*rubs hand sanitizer on it after*
Chris…in the next hour or so, or anytime after that, if you are so inclined…please visity my One Ugly Tomato post…there is something there for you if you want it…and sadly you won’t need hand sanitizer, darn wish I’d thought of that!
Rhonda
Ok, can’t wait. Am I going to jail?
Hmmmm, interesting question. I don’t know…SHOULD you be? I think I’m gonna like you Christopher!!
Reblogged this on kylemew.com and commented:
look out everybody – here comes the amazing cut and paste man
Oh how I love your mind! This is wonderful fun!
Thank you. I thought so as well.
Reblogged this on erickeys and commented:
Funny stuff. I used to hand-code HTML for a living so this was extra funny! (Am I giving away my age by telling you that I remember the days when people hand-coded HTML???)
I used to as well, although not for a living, only as a hobby. But people looked at me like I was some sort of computer whiz, when little did they know it was one of the easiest things to do.
that was brilliant… thanks for the smiles…
Thanks for visiting!
Once again, this is brilliant and should be FP’d. I know you don’t care but I’m going to care for you! Sort of. I mean, I’m not caring for you but I will think about it and be irritated for you. I’m sure you can take care of yourself. So to speak.
I appreciated it. Thank you.
Ha! This is fantastic! The perfect noem
Thank you. What’s a noem?
A noem is a scribble that, possibly, doesn’t quite qualify as a poem. I write noems, mostly. This is a noem I wrote this morning: http://anettehermann.wordpress.com/2012/06/10/the-noem-nook-on-ink-4th-edition/
Then everything I write must be a noem.
I dunno Christopher. I have to follow and read more of your stuff. But lemme tell ya: it’s quiet likely. Noets have greater freedom, since there’s no rules to noetry. It’s rather delightful!
Cool, I’m in…especially if I don’t have to wear pants.
Dear Christopher, I’m not aware of any in the Society wearing pants… but of course I can only speak for myself, since I cannot see the other noets. In other words: PLEASE KEEP YOUR PANTS OFF!
I’m delighted to welcome you in The Nifty Noets Society.
Awesome.